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The situation in Panama City

Panama is a melting pot of cultures, races, attitudes, and reasons for existence. As noted in my last article, I had many, many experiences with non-Panamanian women, in Panama. I thought I would expand on how I hunted, and went for the “kill” with so many foreigners. The gene pool in Panama is as varied as that of New York City, Singapore, Hong Kong, or Turkey! I found the native “Panamenas” (Panamanian women) very pretty, and with a multitude of different “looks”. I love steak, but I don’t like eating steak every night. It is the same with women. There is always a plethora of foreigners in town for various reasons. Let us then, to help other hunters, explore the "advantageous" angles of this “benefit“, in this present article.

Because there is some sort of pact between the countries of Central American (not South American) countries, it is relatively easy for someone from Honduras, Guatemala, Costa Rica, etc.. to enter Panama as a tourist. I believe that a passport is not even needed. I am not sure, but I think that country issued I.D. cards will allow any citizen of a Central American country to trip through the other Central American countries with no problem.

For this reason, many young women, from poorer Central American countries, leave their families (sometimes their children too) to search for a chance to earn more money in a richer country like Costa Rica, or Panama. It is quite easy to get in.

Unbeknownst to these young women, however, are the strict rules in place for foreigners to live, work, or reside in Panama. The great majority of these young women (90%) wind up working in family households, as maids or cooks. They make less than a Panamanian woman, but they keep their mouth shut because they are making more than they would at home, and are also working illegally. If they are in Panama more than 3 months, they are illegally residing there also, and need to be careful about being seen on the streets.

These women are practically slaves, and only get a chance to leave the house 1 day a week, or in some cases, 1 day every 2 weeks. If the girl does not look like a Panamanian, she needs to be careful of being stopped, and possibly harassed by the police. It is a hard life for an overworked, pretty, young, horny, foreign girl. These girls rarely frequent the clubs and discos, because they are: a.) afraid of being picked up by the police there, b.) being ratted out by a Panamanian girl there, who wants to punish all pretty foreign girls (just not the Colombian girls - more on this later), c.) does not want to go out alone, because she does not know a soul outside of the family that she treats well, but that they treat her like a dog, or d.) sometimes has to be back at work by 5PM or 7PM, on her one day off!!!!

Horrible, no?

When there is a problem present, there is always a solution, or in this case, an opportunity!

The two places that are a sure bet for seeing, or meeting a foreign illegal worker on her day off are the bus station, with a big mall and food court attached, or one of the other mega malls in town (Multiplaza, and Multicentro). The police rarely target anyone in those areas. You can spot these young women pretty easily. Many of them seem to be walking lazily, and staring off into space, as if in a trance. They are out of the house, and away from the pressures of their jobs, and just “zoning out” or daydreaming.

These girls do not have much of a salary to spend, as they don’t make too much, and they send much of their earnings “back home”. To get their interest, you just have to go up to them, say a few kind words, and you are in like Flint! Sometimes you can score an afternoon "Horizontal Mambo" lesson on the spot. Other times, you will make a date for the next weekend. Is this so bad, not at all. The latter situation is sometimes better, as the girl has been thinking about you all week. I am not kidding! Think about it. What else has this pretty 18-25 year old girl got to think about all week, except for her upcoming "date" with the Gringo in a few days. These thoughts (about meeting the less than handsome, slightly overweight, balding Gringo) are better than replaying the horror stories of what she experiences every day at the hands of her unscrupulous employers, and their bratty kids. You provide the promise of taking her on a short vacation from her hellish reality. When you run your game that you've crafted, and get her in bed, she is ready! Trust me. She has really been (consciously or sub-consciously) getting hot for you for the last several days. You become the savior. You do not have to be an amazing guy, you simply have to be there...providing a different opportunity for this young girl. It is amazing how these girls will come back to your apartment/hotel, under some silly false pretense, and how they will be so willing and eager to jump in the sack for some unabashed, uninhibited naked wrestling! Many of these experiences rank in the highest realm of my "hottest" sessions!

There is nothing else to say on this topic. You now have the tools, go and get the job done.

As I mentioned in my previous article, the newspaper ad. where you are looking for a non-professional "masajista" to come to your place to give you a massage, works like a charm. Many of the foreign girls, mentioned above, fall for this one. They need a few extra bucks to send back home. Your ad. specifies "non-professional", and states a pretty low price.

They have nothing special to do on their day off. When running this game, I was a semi-fat, balding, pasty white 40 year old, who did not have a beautiful body.

Did that stop me from getting a lot of "tang"? Of course not! Think about this; the girl is on your bed, touching your body, and she has (in many cases) not been with a man in months, or even years. You've got sex on your mind, she's got the same thing on her mind, you know she's got it on her mind, she knows that you know that she' s got it on her mind……..well, in the famous words of the rap artist Young MC....."What comes next, just Bust A Move". What did you not understand? What else needs to be said? You now have the tools, "Come and get it". Colombians: Let us see…….

Remember that 90+% of the world's cocaine comes from Colombia.

90 percent of the population of the U.S. thinks that all men from Colombia are drug dealers, and that all women from Colombia are prostitutes.

99.9 percent of the population of Panama thinks that all men from Colombia are drug dealers, and that all women from Colombia are prostitutes.

Sadly, this is the case for the Colombians living, or working in Panama. They come from Colombia with this overwhelming prejudice there to face them upon arrival. What does one do in this kind of atmosphere?

Try to blend in, and/or resort to keeping out of sight, for fear of getting roughed up by the police, or one‘s neighbors! There are many nice Colombians that I have met, but the majority are up to no good (this is common opinion, and also my opinion).

Panamanian women, specifically, seem to despise Colombian women (Colombianas), more than Colombian men (Colombianos), and much more than the Panamanian men despise Colombianas.

Unlike the people from the Central American countries, people from Colombia (in South America) need to show proof of economic solvency, upon arrival. (showing $500. in cash). Many times this is recycled money: money that helps one young person get in, and then the $500. Is send back, via Western Union, to Colombia so that a friend can get in with it. Repeat this as many times as possible. You understand. So there were many Colombians with $500. in their hands yesterday, but today they do not have a dime.

It is almost impossible for a Colombian man to get a work permit in Panama. Overall, the Panamanian men despise the Colombian men. Maybe 1 in 10,000 has a legitimate work permit. The other option for the Colombiano is to marry a Panamanian for "papers" to live and work in Panama. This is a legal route, but is abused routinely. So, 10% of Colombian men are married, and living and/or working in Panama legally, but they are still despised. 90% of the Colombian men who stay past their visa expiration date (usually 1 month visa), are criminals, or at least perceived criminals, and need I say that they are despised.. Well, what can we do with a bunch of illegal Colombianos? They cannot work legally, and they are illegally residing in Panama. There are not too many options available to them other than crime. The rest is history.

And now on to the Colombianas (Colombian women). Because the majority of Panamanians have darker complexions than the Colombians, everyone knows who is who. The lighter skinned Colombianas, with there more European features, are celebrated by the men folk, in Panama. The Strip Clubs, and Massage Parlors are full of them, almost to the exclusion of women of other nationalities. There is a loophole for some of these women to get into the country through. There is a special "Performing Artist" type visa that these girls can get to enter into Panama legally. The label “Performing Artist” is used in the loosest form of the term! These women are recruited in their native Colombia to be sex workers in Panama. They arrive, and live like indentured servants, and taking on many men daily. I am sure it is not all fun and games. Many of these young women know exactly what they are getting into. Some actually make the circuit, and return to Panama every couple of years after doing their stints at clubs in Aruba, Curacao, Costa Rica, Cuba, or other sex destination locations. There is a lot of money to be made by pretty Colombianas in Panama and elsewhere. All women back home in Colombia seem to know this. It is the perceive “ticket” out of poverty, and out of Colombia.

If a Colombiana stays in Panama after her 12 month “artistic” contract and work permit expire, she becomes a freelancer. Freelancers can make a lot of money, but have to pay off the police when they get caught with expired papers. A Colombiana could also marry a Panamanian man, to stay... but why? A club worker, or freelancer makes 2 to 5 times as much as the average Panamanian man does. Some freelancers make more in one night, than a Panamanian government worker. Does this girl then want to stay, and marry, so that she can work a "regular" job, and make $1. an hour? No, she would rather move, on, or go back home when the going gets tough.

Colombianas are world renown for being some of the most beautiful women. The Panamanian men are crazy for them, as are the many tourists that frequent the sex clubs. The rhythm is kind of screwy. Some of these women are "protected" by some of the Panamanians who want to keep them around. This type of girl will know that she is in high demand. She will have connections.

The Panamanian women will not blow the whistle on her because their brother, or uncle may have a vested interest in that certain Colombiana. The Panamanian women might be scared of getting into trouble with the Panamanian men. Freelancers, don't fear the police, they understand that they will occasionally have to pay they off. That is just one of the expenses in running a business. That is the breakdown of the Colombianas plight in Panama.

With all that said, their are always a few Colombian girls in town who are true tourists. Usually higher class girls. Like everyone in Latin America, these women prefer to be with, and be seen with, white men.

Again, forgive me...I don't like this sad fact, but I do take advantage of it. You can sometimes land a date with a traveling Colombiana, if you try hard enough.

Personally, I don't prefer the whiter skin, and the haughty attitudes of “rich girls“. Sometimes, however, we all need a change of pace. Just because you love the Lily, doesn't mean that you have to despise all other flowers.

Although Costa Rica has lighter skinned people, on average, than Panama, the Colombiana situation is almost the same there. They are considered better looking than the locals.